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We don't have good arguing strategy. We never really know what the argument is about. We always go into the argument under the impression that what we're arguing about is the thing that just happened. That is, in fact, not the case. This argument...
men/women
dating
I just lost another argument with my woman... And I thought I was right this time. I was like, 'I got her! I got her!' At the end of the argument, I was like, 'I'm sorry?'
men/women
dating
Women know deep stuff about their friends. They talk intimate stuff. Guys, we don't really have that. Our friendships are shallow. I got people I've been friends with for 15 years -- I don't even know their real names.
men/women
friends
There's not a guy in here that could call his boy up at three o'clock in the morning. Hell, you can't call your boy up at three in the afternoon because right then and there... he'll be laughing his ass off. And if anybody's around, he'll be like,...
men/women
friends
I was reading this article that said you have to be more diligent, keep an eye out for suspicious people. Yeah, that might work in Minnesota, but I live in New York. What's suspicious in New York? Have you ever seen anything suspicious in New...
news & politics
city
terrorism
If you see a terrorist on a train about to blow themselves up, you have to go up to them and say, 'Hey! Stop it.'
news & politics
city
terrorism