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Everyone thinks the youngest has it easy. Parents took it easy on you. No, more like they ignore you. I was born, and they were like, 'Listen, your name is Michael. There's food in the fridge.'
Ladies ask the craziest things. My last girlfriend, all quiet, she turned to me and would be like, 'Would you still love me if I weighed 500 lbs?' I was like, 'Why -- is that one of your goals?'
Can you imagine behaving the same way at your job as you did in college? Be on the phone at midnight like, 'Dude, I got a $40 million business pitch due tomorrow. I haven't even started it.'
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