Some of my friends just gave up on the whole thing and became Italian. You ever met those guys -- the Middle Eastern Italian guys... I got a buddy, he'll be at a party, meet some girls. He'll be like this: 'Come meet my friends over here, come...
Bush put [all of Iran] in the Axis of Evil. My friend was pissed. My friend was like, 'We are not all evil. I am not evil. I peed on a hamster once. That's not nice, but that's not evil.'
Remember the anthrax they tried to blame on the Middle Easterners? I knew that wasn't a Middle Easterner. That's not how the Middle Easterners work. A Middle Easterner'd have been like, 'What -- you want me to put the anthrax in the envelope, put...