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Remember Barbie heads? The girls do. The guys are like, 'Barbie's giving head now? I've got to go shopping.'
There are even makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger -- like I want to date the idiot that fools.
We have to shave our armpits. Whose idea was that? That's a concave area with a straight razor. Could we invent something? Because the best I can do is a mohawk.
I figured if I colored a black dot on top of a zit, it will look like a beauty mark. It didn't. It looked like I had a tick sucking on my face, which wasn't the look I was going for, and my boyfriend jumped on me with a cigarette.
When guys get their hair cut you have to shave the back of their necks because they grow this, like, fur collar. How far down should you shave? It's not really polite to go, 'Where's the line, Sasquatch?'
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