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My dad just got a toupee, also -- not a very nice one, though, made out of cat hair. Every time you touch his head, his butt goes up in the air.
All the men in my family are bald, and all the women are hunchbacked -- and they don't know we're bald.
When I got married, I disappointed a lot of women. Now I can pretty much concentrate on disappointing just the one.
I dated this one woman -- she had a tattoo above her left breast. I found it really hard to be intimate while Yosemite Sam was giving me the finger.
I didn't want to join the Cub Scouts, my father made me. I was willing to join the Cub Scout Reserves.
Hey, have you guys read that bald men make better lovers? Oh, well, 'cause I've been writing it everywhere.
I broke up with this girl. It was my doing, though. I can't tell you her real name, of course, because -- well, she didn't tell me her real name.
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