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You're like, why can't I meet a real gentleman this day and age? Well, maybe we can't find them 'cause they're all hanging out in that exclusive club. They're in there opening doors for each other, saying 'please' and 'thank you.'
sex
men/women
If I were eight years old, that would be my ultimate fantasy -- to have my very own paralyzed dog. 'Cause, you know, your stuffed animals -- they're cute and fluffy, but they're not alive.
animals
kids
I saw something cute the other day. I saw this woman pushing a stroller, and in the stroller was a small dog. And I was like, 'Lucky dog.' And she's like, 'Well, he's paralyzed.'
animals
health