One of my roommates was a prostitute. And based on my experience living with her, I think that prostitution should be legal because they perform a service for women. They have sex with creepy guys so the rest of us don't have to. Yay, hookers!...
He packs like we're fleeing over the Berlin Wall. He'll be bringing, like, wire cutters and a knife and the passport of a dead man. I'll be like, 'Honey, we're going to New Jersey. Just bring the knife.'