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Guy moves in with the woman: you just mess up her place and piss her off for six months. And she walks around going, 'How can one person leave every pair of dirty underwear all over the floor?' Because women don't know what the floor is for. Women...
I sucked at being single; I was a horrible dater. I used to get phone calls on Friday night: 'John -- hi, it's Blockbuster video. It's nine o'clock on a Friday, you're not here yet. We just wanted to call and make sure you're OK.'
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