I never even thought about going to an Indian restaurant for dinner because, as far as I know, there is no food in India. So, why bother, really? What are they going to do -- bring your meal to you in a little box from Unicef?
The rule of thumb is a man is supposed to spend at least two months' salary when he buys an engagement ring for a woman. Yeah, like I'm going to blow $600 on some ring.
For me, as a heterosexual, the idea of having sex with a man is so repulsive that, quite frankly, I don't know how you women can do it. Sex with a man -- are you kidding? I can't even eat that gum that squirts in your mouth.
I'm not saying whether abortion is right or wrong. I'm just saying I'm a man, I know men, and I'll tell you right now, if men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing them.
You never see any black serial killers. Sure, we've got these gangs; they kill one or two people. But you white people -- you're not happy 'til you got 35, 40 bodies piled up in your basement.