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How many people here ever pretend to take down a message you're not really taking down? You never do, but you fake like you do. It's like, 'Hold on. Let me get a pen. OK, got one.' Have you ever seen a pen on the other side of the room and thought...
It's the kind of dog that's so small that it's just shivering all the time. It could be 90 degrees out, but the dog's just shivering because it's so small, it couldn't retain body heat in a microwave. What happened to Darwin, survival of the...
I want to take karate. I've got a friend that's been taking it for six months, which is a really dangerous amount of time to take karate because you get to that false confidence stage. You learn that one move; you think you're Bruce Lee. My friend...
You've got to be careful. That New Yorker attitude will get you in trouble. I get on the highway -- first thing, I get pulled over for speeding. The cop walks over to me; I roll down the window. He says, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' I...
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