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They had this article taped [to the register], and the headline of the article said 'Did you know the blood of 40 million babies has stained United States soil since 1963 through legalized abortion.' And I'm like, Whoa, whoa -- 40 million babies...
gross-out
kids
news & politics
My mom e-mailed the president of the United States -- which is cute, in a children's letter to Santa Claus kind of way -- but I don't think he's gonna read it. He didn't even read the pre-war intelligence about Iraq; I don't think he's jumping into his inbox, talking to my mother.
family
technology
George W. Bush
John Evans, a 343 lb. British guy, balances an Austin Mini on his head for 33 seconds. The car weighed in at 352 lbs., so John could probably take the car in a fist fight.
whatever
Technology