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All my negative New York friends are like, 'What are you stupid, dude? You're gonna relocate for your girl?' I'm like, 'Would you shut up, OK? I'm 35, and I'm still single, alright? I'm officially three years away from being that weird uncle you're not sure if he's gay or not.'
I was in Vegas a couple of weeks ago for my brother's bachelor party, and I was making that check-in call that you do with your girl when you're away. She gives me one of these, 'You don't sound like yourself. I feel like we're off or something,...
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