I recently saw a billboard that said, 'If you smoke, please try these.' Right under it, there was a huge warning label, 'Warning: Surgeon General has determined smoking causes lung cancer.' That's kind of an insane message when you consider...
Congress is going to start paying their own parking tickets. What noble public servants. Imagine the commitment of these people, paying their own parking tickets. Hey fellas, you want to impress us? Pay our parking tickets.