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My day was terrible. I spent six hours on the phone with IKEA technical support. It was six hours of this: 'Um, can I speak to someone who isn't Swedish? Yes, I was assembling the Klorn entertainment center, and I've become trapped inside.'
Do you guys know what Botox is? Women are injecting botulism into their face to paralyze the muscles that cause facial expressions that give them wrinkles. WHAT?!
I'm trying to scare up a piece of ass as my Dad would say. Piece of ass is always a strange thing to hear guys call a woman. Piece of ass? Piece of ass sounds like something an FBI agent finds in a field.
I went and saw 'The Vagina Monologues.' That is the worst ventriloquism I have ever seen in my life. You could see their lips moving; it was terrible.
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