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When they crucified Jesus, did you know the cross actually fell over and killed a few people? And, of course, the insurance companies wouldn't pay off on the policy: 'Act of God' -- you know how they get away with that one.
We're in this trophy shop, right? There's trophies everywhere, shelves and shelves of trophies. My dad looks around and goes, 'This guy's really good.'
Fell asleep last night, so I was up all day today -- you know how that goes.
Jesus Christ, our Lord -- you know he's coming back. He is coming back. He's been gone a while, but he is coming back. Could you imagine what his 'While You're Out' memo pad must look like?
When she was like 17 or 18 years old, she won a beauty contest back in Pennsylvania. She ran like three miles a day; she jogged; she swam six, seven miles a day. She was in really good shape, and she won a beauty contest. She was a good-looking woman. Now, she's 93 years old and really let herself go.
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