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We got stuck in traffic. We sat there for 30-40 minutes without moving an inch. By the time I got up to where the accident was, there was nothing there -- God, that pisses me off. When I sit for 30 minutes, I want to see, like, a human head. Then...
I have trouble sleeping, and I blame my diet. I've been buying a lot of those deep-friend pork skins. I'm not eating them, though. I'm just trying to reassemble a pig in my apartment.
I think God made a mistake, though. He should have left us all with soft spots. Then we'd all be a little more vulnerable and maybe nicer to each other. You wouldn't be so quick to infringe in someone's freedom if they could just boink ya and kill ya.
My favorite cold cereal is the Grape Nuts. I love Grape Nuts -- except, lots of times, I forget to put milk on them the night before I want to eat them.
Holding my nephew, I realized I'm getting older, and that's a very strange feeling. And I don't mind it 'cause now the simplest things in life make me really happy. I'm telling you, if I have a new box of breakfast cereal in the cupboard in the...
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