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I wouldn't go to school. I thought all the kids at school were going to beat me up, which is absurd. They couldn't all beat me up -- someone had to hold me down.
A gut -- it's horrible. It's all I used to talk about. My wife hated it. My wife hated it so much that she left me in the weirdest way: by staying in the house and keeping all our stuff. I never thought of my wife as much of a housekeeper, but how wrong I was.
You ever have a day where you're forced to be around someone you just don't like? You start to realize that they don't like you either, and suddenly you say to yourself, 'Why did I marry this person?'
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