I was in Denver, Colorado recently, just walking around the mountains by myself. It's so beautiful to do that, just get in touch with nature and be by yourself. I'm by myself, and a little sound of rustling leaves or something -- I turn around....
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They say, 'Because it's such a beautiful animal.' There you go. I think my mother's attractive, but I have photographs of her.
From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: What can you say about a guy who looks like Brett Favre, sounds like Gomer Pyle and dresses like Ellen DeGeneres?