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If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped -- suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
dating
violence
mental health
I like a big, strong, hardworking man, a man who wakes up early in the morning eager to work hard. I'm talking day-in and day-out -- just working and sweating and sweating and working, and when it's all over, he showers and goes to his job.
sex
dating
work/office
labor
Get to know your mate. If there's something you need to know about him, just ask him right up front. And choose the right moment because the fellas don't like opening up. Like, after intimacy, turn around, look him in his eye and say, 'I've been wanting to know, what's your name?'
sex
men/women
dating
I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P. Now he down with No P.P.
sex
men/women
violence