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Two things they talk about in the Bible a lot is wine and sh*t that's hard to believe. I think the wine came first.
I tried to go Christmas shopping last year, but I didn't have no money. I just went window-shopping with a brick.
Talk to each other, that's how you do it. We talk to each other, and we ask each other questions. They might be awkward questions, but that's how you get the ball rolling. Like, you can say, 'Hey white man, how come you're so tense and afraid?'...
Slaves used to entertain the slave master, and he would laugh, but after the show, he wouldn't be any less racist. You know, he'd be like, 'Rastus, you were funny. I mean, you weren't give-you-your-freedom funny, but I enjoyed it.'
What a lot of people don't know is that a lot of those songs was like codes and messages, you know? Like 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' was, like, 'Swing low, 'cause the Underground Railroad is coming.' There was probably some slaves who probably...
You know how it is sometimes, man. You'll be sitting around drinking wine with a group of your friends or some apostles, and a story just starts getting away from you. 'Yeah, man, I remember it like it was yesterday. I'd seen this dog, it looked...
One, it was a tragic and senseless loss of human life, of course. And two, it kind of f**ked up my 'the white man is the devil' theory. Pretty much shot that all to hell, really. I'm still trying to hold out hope that the white man is the devil; I just don't have the conviction I once did.
Mexicans work hard, brother. They work harder than everybody. Mexican's have the strongest work ethic on earth. If Mexicans had been slaves, slavery would've been over real quick because they'd have done 300 hours of work in about nine hours and still have time for a soccer game.
The United States used to know how to put on a war. You always used to get a little music with your war. You know, they had the dude on drums, dude on fife, you know what I mean? A little background music while you're getting shot.
I started reading the Bible, the Torah, the Koran, back issues of the Green Lantern, you know what I mean? I was like an atheist with a B plan.
That's like having to be Mike Hitler during the height of Nazi Germany. You're Mike Hitler. You work at a bakery. You're just trying to make ends meet. Meanwhile, your brother's out there just acting an ass. People come in the bakery and read your...
They say you gotta live every day as if it's your last. I don't recommend that. I tried that one time. It was a Wednesday -- I woke up, quit my job, slapped a cop and hit on my girlfriend's mother. Then, Thursday rolled around. Much to my chagrin,...
White folks were outraged. 'We haven't seen that kind of violence in the name of religion in this country since we got here!'
Don't be afraid, people. That's what Dick Cheney said right after the attacks. He said that from seclusion.
Everybody's into rap. White folks love rap, right? Rap, rock, blues... White folks love everything about black culture, except the blacks.
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