When I was younger, I wanted to be Michael. You know, my friends, they were like, 'I want to be doctor. I want to be a lawyer.' I was like, 'I want to be Michael Jackson!' -- until he turned into a white woman.
The dating game is like investing in the stock market. You're brokers; you're constantly investing time, energy, money -- investing. You want to see return on your investment. Some of y'all out there are dating two or three different women. That's like investing in mutual funds.