If you're a big news junkie and you're worried about this or that, I've got some bad news for you: neither Bill O'Reilly or Bill Maher's gonna come to your funeral.
I'm surprised he don't go, 'Alright, Kunta Kinte, Kanye, whatever your name is -- you're right, I don't care about black people. I barely like the six that voted for me, so I don't care what you say.'
I knew there were no weapons of mass destruction. Sh*t, I saw more in Charleton Heston's basement than I did when I was over there -- I don't give a damn.'