Some people say the hardest job is marriage. Marriage is not a job; marriage is a hobby. Dating while you're married -- that's a job. I don't want to work that hard. I'm not looking for the overtime.
I just finished this book on climbing Mt. Everest. Now I'm no mountain climber, but I smoke and I live on the third floor, so I can kind of relate. Everest is a lot like laundry day.