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My dad drives so slow that when we're on the highway, Amish people give us the finger.
Remember when we were number one in sports? Remember those days? Did you watch the Olympics? We suck. What'd we win -- one silver medal in dodgeball?
Anytime there was a problem in the world, we'd send troops. Now, anytime there's a problem in the world, we send food. Problem in Bosnia, we send them food. Problem in Somalia, we send them food. Clinton's like my mom.
They don't even have armed forces in Japan. Do you know this? They don't have an army. They don't have a navy. They don't have an air force. That's why, coincidentally, most monsters attack Japan first.
The Japanese prime minister came out a couple months ago and said all Americans are lazy and overpaid. Yeah, is that a bad thing? That's why we live here.
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