A lot of things can kill you now. Ain't this ridiculous? Mosquitoes can kill you now. Do you know how mad I would be if I died from a mosquito bite? I'm a black man, grew up on the south side of Chicago. I've avoided drug dealers, gang bangers,...
The phone rings; she answers. The party on the other end hangs up. What the first thing y'all say, ladies? 'That was your woman on the phone.' Happened to me one day. I'm leaving home. My girl said, 'Tell your bitch I said hello.' I said, 'Hello!'
I don't really like strip clubs, but I got a cousin, he got strippers in his budget... So we're hangin' out in Canada, and if you've ever been to Canada, you know they have totally nude strippers -- naked nude. And they sellin' lap dances for $20,...
I'm like, 'You wastin' all this money on this woman. You can't touch her; you can't take her home -- what are you gettin' out of this?' So, he try to tell me, like it's logical: 'Well, for me, strippers -- they fulfill a fantasy.' So I asked him,...