Most Popular Tags Today
1-2 of 2 Results
Cool sideburns, buddy, right off the bat. You too, man, don't mean to leave you out. I always notice that immediately, because I can't grow any... my mom says it's because I'm part Indian, and that the government took that from me too.
I was at the gym a couple of weeks ago, and I was on the exercise bike, and it was close to closing time. And this heavyset lady came and sat on the bike right next to me, and she goes, 'I'm here to lose weight.' And I was like, 'Well, you waited 'til the last possible minute, didn't you?'
« Prev 1 Next »
