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We've been trying to solve this drunk driving problem for years, and there's an obvious solution: legalize marijuana. I just think it's safer than alcohol. I'd rather be stoned driving a car than drunk 'cause when you're stoned, you think every car's a cop.
We all know that every man's fantasy is to have a threesome. That's every guy's fantasy. Yeah, great -- instead of one woman I can't satisfy, now I have two.
We all know that men and women think differently. I know when I'm having sex with a woman, she's thinking about love and marriage and romance, and I'm thinking, 'A hundred bucks? I can't afford this.'
Hey folks, I'll admit it -- I didn't vote. I didn't like any of those bastards enough to risk jury duty.
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