You guys keeping up on that Jeffrey Dahmer thing, the guy that ate 17 people? You know, I could understand one or two, but 17 -- you're eating just to eat.
I don't know what was wrong with my television last night, but I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station, and I actually bought a congressman.
You guys read that new Kinsey sex survey that just came out? They found out that 27% of all women need less than 15 minutes of foreplay to become aroused; 49% need more than 15 minutes. Conversely, 97% of all men only needed to hear the words, 'Come and get it.'
You guys familiar with Elliot's Peripheral Extrapolation Theorem? That's the one that states that depending on the size of an enclosure, i.e. an aquarium or terrarium, that the animal, i.e. fish or lizard, that you put in that area will grow...