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I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby? Because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic.
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I saw the head of the N.O.W. -- National Organization of Women -- saying that women still only make 70 cents on the dollar to every man, which I'm not sure I'm going to believe that. Women are notoriously bad at math. I don't know if I'm going to believe her calculations -- wait 'til a man figures it out.
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When I first got into this biz called show, I decided I was going to change my name, make it more Hollywood. And you know how you do that? You take your middle name and the first street that you ever lived on. So when I first started, I actually went by Sue Rural Route 2.
I don't want to brag, but I do speak Pig Latin. I mean, I'm not fluent, but I'm sure if I ever went there, I could get by.
Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, 'Alright, I'll do a line.' Then I was just bored longer.
I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses. The whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was 'I should cut my bangs.'
I jog, actually; I go at night. A lot of women, they don't like to go jogging alone at night. They're afraid they might get accosted. I go naked. That way, if there are any perverts around, they think I'm already being chased.
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When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and as you can imagine, that had its drawbacks. But now I'm a professional, so I pace myself throughout the day.
There's no such thing as a feminist -- just women who pay for their own breast implants.
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