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I was having a conversation with someone the other day, and they said, 'Well, you know how we overachievers are.' No, I don't.
I drive an SUV. My little hippie friend, Robert, told me that, apparently, my car rapes the land. That's what he told me when I was giving him a ride. I was giving him a ride from Salt Lake City back to San Francisco. So I said, 'Well, I could...
I just did a show at a country and western bar, and -- this is true -- I had been onstage, like, a minute and a half when I heard: 'Never come here again!' And I thought, 'Oh my gosh, did I just say that out loud?'
Never give up, because your dreams can come true. Take me, for example: when I was a kid, I really wanted to be invisible. So then, I grew up, and I moved to L.A.
I've always tried to be a good American citizen, so I have made it a point not to learn any other language but English.
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First things that go when you get old: your mind and your butt. I'm just hoping mine go at the same time. I'm serious. Because when my butt starts slapping me in the back of the knees, I do not want to be able to figure out what it is.
It's America, not a load of laundry -- no need to separate the white and the colors.
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