I love college girls. The only girls I date in college, though, are sorority girls. Why? Because they're dumb. You can trick them so easy. 'I'm your boyfriend.' 'Oh my God! Let's have sex!'
It's fun to watch sports. I'm just tired of athletes bringing up God at the end of the game. It doesn't fit, does it? There's nothing more annoying -- some big freak on the screen after a game, 'Yeah, I want to thank God for helping me win. He...
I just can't compete with what Hollywood says is hot now for the ladies and stuff. My last girlfriend was totally into James Van Der Beek. Why? Remember when Hollywood hunks were supposed to have some kind of looks or something?