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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
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Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?
A: It stepped on the ant and then said, "DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT."
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?
A: It stepped on the ant and then said, "DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT."
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I'm so gay, I could put a lisp in the word 'cracker.'
My brother hates gay people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'
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