I'm trying to do my bit to save the planet. I called one of these organic exterminators. They advertise 'all natural, no harmful chemicals.' I got such a bad headache from that. All that stomping -- what a mess!
I have one of these bodies that cracks all the time. I move my neck, it cracks -- or my elbow, my back. I don't care, really. I make money on the side as an exotic dancer for the blind.
I think the thing to remember when you're looking for true love is just keep your hopes up. 'Cause you never know, you could round a corner and bump into Mr. You Might Do.