I don't know if you guys have ever been to a campground or not, but it's pretty much a bunch of people who don't live in a trailer park, yet like to vacation there.
I don't even know what they do, really. I think they make a lot of signs out of glitter and glue. There's a lot of eyeliner and puffy paint. It's like a slutty kindergarten.
The only thing I liked about camping was the fact that you can be drunk and have dirty feet, and you still had a pretty good chance of hooking up. That's a good vacation.