Just like to start out, if I might, by mentioning up front that I'm German. I know there's a lot of baggage that goes along with my saying that. I know as soon as I say it, right away everyone's thinking, 'Oh my God, this guy is gonna be funny.'...
I don't get out that much now that I've become a single father. Let me just use this opportunity to just warn some of the guys in the audience: when you're out drinking, just use moderation, take it easy. Seriously, all it takes is one...