I am half-black, half-Puerto Rican, which is messed up 'cause you know I was born a suspect. You know anytime something went wrong, they blamed the spigger.
White folks is my favorite thing on TV 'cause if you wanna see blacks or Latinos on TV, all you gotta do is turn on 'COPS.' White folks got your own TV show, though; it's called 'When Animals Attack.'