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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna.
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?
A: A whine cellar.
A: A whine cellar.
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes."
The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear."
The genie replies, "Your wish is my command."
Suddenly, the blonde...
The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear."
The genie replies, "Your wish is my command."
Suddenly, the blonde...
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning flashes?
A: Because they think their picture is being taken.
A: Because they think their picture is being taken.
Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?
A: Because New Jersey got first pick.
A: Because New Jersey got first pick.
Tell Yo' Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick -- I got a rainbow on my d**k.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to blow out a light bulb.
Q: What's the difference between a pair of new jeans and Yo' Mama?
A: New jeans are always tight.
A: New jeans are always tight.
A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces.
The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine."
When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."
The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine."
When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."
The phone rings at the military motor pool and an authoritative voice demands to know how many vehicles are operational.
Paddy answers, "We've got 12 trucks, 10 utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-assed colonel drives...
Paddy answers, "We've got 12 trucks, 10 utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-assed colonel drives...
