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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the placenta was her twin.
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"?
A: "Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!"
A: "Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!"
A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and asks her husband for help.
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.
"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.
"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna.
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?
A: A whine cellar.
A: A whine cellar.
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes."
The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear."
The genie replies, "Your wish is my command."
Suddenly, the blonde...
The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear."
The genie replies, "Your wish is my command."
Suddenly, the blonde...
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
