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Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk.
The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before."
The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh! Of course you have -- that's me!"
The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before."
The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh! Of course you have -- that's me!"
A blonde decides to try horseback rising. On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control. As she's thrown from the horse, her foot catches in the stirrup, so she lands head first.
Just as she loses consciousness, the carnie stops the carousel.
Just as she loses consciousness, the carnie stops the carousel.
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?
A: "What did you name the other one?"
A: "What did you name the other one?"
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the placenta was her twin.
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"?
A: "Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!"
A: "Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!"
A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and asks her husband for help.
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.
"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.
"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
