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A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.
The blonde asked, "Are you going to set it on fire?"
The blonde asked, "Are you going to set it on fire?"
-- The pickup is paid for.
-- I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.
-- I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
-- I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.
-- I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day.
The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?"
The driver says, "Who's stupid? I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."
The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?"
The driver says, "Who's stupid? I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."
A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts."
The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."
The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, people look forward to her farts.
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
Q: What's the definition of diplomacy?
A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stood in front of a revolving door for three hours looking for the doorknob.
A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."
The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."
A young man goes to the department store to pick out a pair of gloves for his sweetheart. He is accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, who purchases a pair of panties. Unfortunately, the bags get mixed up, and the man ends up sending his...
