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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she went to rehab because she was hooked on phonics.
Yo' mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo' mama so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peephole.
Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.
Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.
Yo' mama so stupid, when they said the drinks were on the house, she went up to the roof.
Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
Yo' mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween!
Yo' mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab.
Yo' mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo' mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde says, "Look over there!" They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she's swimming through the wheat.
The blonde driving says,...
One blonde says, "Look over there!" They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she's swimming through the wheat.
The blonde driving says,...
Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.
A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
