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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
A: Not enough sand.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100 dollar bill. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course -- the other three don't exist.
A: The old drunk, of course -- the other three don't exist.
-- I married Miss Right -- I just didn't know her first name was "Always!"
-- Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
-- I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months -- I don't want to interrupt...
-- Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
-- I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months -- I don't want to interrupt...
Yo' Mama is so dumb, the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started stripping.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio River.
As soon as the redneck puts his line in the water, he slings a fish onto the bank. The buckeye isn't catching anything, so he yells across...
As soon as the redneck puts his line in the water, he slings a fish onto the bank. The buckeye isn't catching anything, so he yells across...
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she went to the police station and said, "Give me all your money!"
