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You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watcht he police and call it “Cops.”
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''Did you ever find the guy?''
''What guy?''
''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''
''What guy?''
''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''
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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
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You're so stupid, you sleep with a measuring tape to see how long you sleep.
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The motto of my comedy workshop is 'If I can't make you funny, well then maybe you're not. Did you ever think of that?'
I did a show in Pittsburgh. A woman runs up to me after the show, all smiling, and she's like, 'Oh my God, you were so much funnier live than you were on Comedy Central.' And I just wanted to say to her, 'You know, I bet your comments are better televised.'
You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat -- an animal I've made up and decided is rude.'
He's got his head so far up his ass, his body's a hat.
People come up to me, and they say, 'Gene, certainly comedy can't be your main source of income.'
I was doing this 'dee dee dee' joke. You know what 'dee dee dee' means, right? It means stupid. This lady gets all pissed at me: 'Excuse me, sir, what if there was someone severely retarded in the crowd right now?' I'm like, 'Well, he's severely...
A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? That's why nice people are so damn boring. I mean, they're nice, but their stories suck.
Are you like me? Are you just a little disappointed at how I turned out?
It's never sincere. There's always like a sarcastic subtext to it, you know? Like, what he's really saying is, 'What do you need, man who I would never in life consider having as a swim buddy?' 'What'll it be, guy who's probably terrible at every...
