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You're so stupid, you sleep with a measuring tape to see how long you sleep.
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-- Not the brightest crayon in the box
-- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
-- Not the funniest clown in the circus
-- Not the fastest horse in the race
-- Not the sharpest tool in the shed
-- Not the brightest star in the sky
-- Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate
-- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
-- Not the funniest clown in the circus
-- Not the fastest horse in the race
-- Not the sharpest tool in the shed
-- Not the brightest star in the sky
-- Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate
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- Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up!
- They can't measure your intelligence. The scale won't go that low.
- Appearances can be deceiving. Or in your case, disgusting.
- I promise not to make fun of your...
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A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook a long line of inconvenienced travelers by herself. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushes to the front and demands to be on the next flight, first class.
The agent replies, "I'm...
The agent replies, "I'm...
Q: What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
A: "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
A: "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
-- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
-- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
-- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
-- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
-- It...
-- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
-- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
-- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
-- It...
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
