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You're like school in the summertime -- no class.
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A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.

A tree falls on him.

Does anyone care?
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In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?

In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is?

In Paris, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your wife is?

And in Poland, they say it's 10:00 do you know what time it is?
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Tell me everything you know...I have a few seconds to waste.
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If someone ever says, “What are you staring at?”
Say “I don't know, give me a minute.”
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How tall are you?
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!
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Your father is so old, he has to put his dick in the freezer to get hard.
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If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!
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Why don't you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
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1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
2. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
3. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
4. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
5. Forgot...
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You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.
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Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!
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You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and it says, "One at a Time PLEASE!"
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You're so stupid, you asked for a price check at the 99-cents store.
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You're so fat, you could sell shade.
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You're so poor, you have a big hole in the wall and call it central air.
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You're so ugly, you Trick or Treat over the phone.
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