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Your Father Is So Old
Your father is so old, he has to put his dick in the freezer to get hard.
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The Comeback Supremo
If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!
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Slip Into Something More Comfortable
Why don't you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
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Ways to Say "He's Dumb"
1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
2. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
3. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
4. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
5. Forgot...
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Yo Ain't Got No Mama
You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.
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I.Q.
Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!
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You So Fat...Scale
You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and it says, "One at a Time PLEASE!"
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You're So Stupid...99 Cents
You're so stupid, you asked for a price check at the 99-cents store.
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You're So Fat...Shade
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
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You're So Poor...Hole
You're so poor, you have a big hole in the wall and call it central air.
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You're So Ugly...Trick or Treat
You're so ugly, you Trick or Treat over the phone.
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You're So Poor...Cable TV
You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watcht he police and call it “Cops.”
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The Stick
''Did you ever find the guy?''
''What guy?''
''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''
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POV
An Insult:

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!

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Say It To My Face
"Why don't you say that to my face?"
"Turn around."
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Insults
You have "mint" breath.
Mint to brush your teeth and forgot!
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Face 2 Face
"Hey, how's your face feeling?"
"Fine. Why?"
"Because it's killing me!"
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Human Race
As an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?
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Poopy Insult
If I needed any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.
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Jackass
Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?

A. Show me your license.
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