Recently, we brought you advice from comedians on how to protect yourself from life's many dangers. Today, we have two more videos. First up, Al Jackson uses candy to protect himself. You might be thinking, "Candy is for sissies?!" But I think Bow Wow Wow proved long ago that candy is for guys who are tough but sweet, and also for guys who are buried to their neck in sand. Be sure to check out the rest of the videos here. Click after the jump to watch Kurt Metzger talking about how to protect yourself from bugs.
The world is filled with so many dangers. The way I protect myself is by never leaving my apartment. On the down side, the lack of human interaction is slowly driving me insane. On the plus side, did you know lizard people were controlling the world? If you're not into the whole being crazy thing, here's some advice from comedians on how to best protect yourself from the world's many dangers. Here's Kurt Metzger on how to protect yourself from your own mouth. Click here to check out the rest of the lessons for protecting yourself. Click after the jump to get advice from Julian McCullough on how he protected himself from a bad break-up.