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I don't have children, but if I did have a kid, I think my child would be a duck. Why have human children when you can have duck children, right? Plus, if you ever get tired of having kids, you've got duck al orange for dinner. Problem solved. Then again, this clip from the Jo Koy special Jo Koy: Don't Make Him Angry, premiering January 4th, proves there are some charms to having a kid. Namely, all kids are fucking crazy and therefore amazing. .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}Jokes.comJo Koy - Jo's SonMore Funny VideosComedians on TourGet Funny RingtonesStand-Up Comedy After the jump, check out another clip from Jo Koy's upcoming special. .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;} Jokes.comJo Koy - SwimmingMore Funny VideosComedians on TourGet Funny RingtonesStand-Up Comedy

I guess you could say I was a bit of a class clown. Like, there was this one time in seventh grade when I was walking to the gym locker room and this guy Mike spit a lungful of phlegm in my hair. I had this great line. Well, it was less a line than it was an agonizing struggle to keep myself from crying. Either way, it got a lot of laughs from Mike and the old gang. Jo Koy was a class clown too. .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}Jokes.comJo Koy - School DaysMore Funny VideosComedians on TourGet Funny RingtonesStand-Up Comedy You can find more interview clips with Jo Koy after the jump. And be sure to watch his new Comedy Central stand-up special when it premieres Sunday, January 4 at 10p/9c. .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}Jokes.comJo Koy - DIYMore Funny VideosComedians on TourGet Funny RingtonesStand-Up Comedy .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}Jokes.comJo Koy - ChildhoodMore Funny VideosComedians on TourGet Funny RingtonesStand-Up Comedy .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}Jokes.comJo Koy - First GigMore Funny VideosComedians on TourGet Funny RingtonesStand-Up Comedy .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}Jokes.comJo Koy - Def JamMore Funny VideosComedians on TourGet Funny RingtonesStand-Up Comedy

You already know that Dane Cook's new CD/DVD ISolated INcident is available today, but going to the comedy DVD store and only getting one comedy DVD is like going to McDonald's and only eating one Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese. It's for pantywaists! Lucky for you, you can also pick up Russell Brand Live in New York City and Jo Koy: Don't Make Him Angry on DVD today. Here are some clips.

If you ask me, comedian + Gotham = The Joker, so this is probably a nefarious trap, which is my least favorite kind of trap. If you're braver than me though, you can check out some free comedy next month when Live at Gotham tapes its fourth season. But if you see any henchmen when you get there, run. COMEDY CENTRAL's hit show LIVE AT GOTHAM features the best new comic talents from all over the country. Each show will feature a star comic host and six incredible comedians. The series is being filmed August 6th - 9th, 2009 (Thursday-Sunday) - two shows each night, one at 6:45PM and one at 9:15PM at Gotham Comedy Club in Manhattan. LIVE AT GOTHAM SHOW SCHEDULE with HOST Thurs., August 6th - Show 1 - 6:45PM - JIM JEFFRIES Thurs., August 6th - Show 2 - 9:15PM - BOBBY LEE Fri., August 7th - Show 3 - 6:45PM - ROB RIGGLE Fri., August 7th - Show 4 - 9:15PM - CHARLIE MURPHY Sat., August 8th - Show 5 - 6:45PM - JO KOY Sat., August 8th - Show 6 - 9:15PM - DOUG BENSON Sun., August 9th - Show 7 - 6:45PM - PAUL F. TOMPKINS Sun., August 9th - Show 8 - 9:15PM - JUDAH FRIEDLANDER More details and ticket information can be found after the jump. And you can see clips from past seasons on the official Live at Gotham site. PLEASE NOTE YOU MUST LIVE IN THE NYC AREA AND BE 21 YEARS OR OLDER TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR TICKETS. There will be no drink minimum at the club that night (drinks are available for purchase during the show) and as always tickets are complimentary for this event. For tickets to this exclusive free, live COMEDY CENTRAL show, please email us at gotham@broadwayvideo.com with the following information in both the subject line and body of your email: 1. GOTHAM 2. Your full name 3. Your email address (one which will not put our reply to you in your "garbage folder") 4. Your phone number(s) 5. Which show or Shows you can attend If you can attend any of the shows put "ANY SHOW" (the more flexible you are about which show you can attend the more likely it is you will receive tickets) 6. 2 tickets is the maximum number we can allow per request. (Thanks) Example: GOTHAM/Chris Rock/rocksthejoke@comedy.com/(212) 555-1212 /ANY SHOW/2 tickets The show will last approximately 2 hours and you must stay with us for the entire taping. We will contact you via email with a detailed confirmation if there are tickets available. You should hear from us within a few days of your request.

Trust me, you want to see the clip of the baby with the Adam Sandler head from the new Funny People TV spots. I need to see this movie, and by "this movie," I mean the fake movie within the real movie. [/film] The Moon is a bi-weekly comedy show at Royal Oak in Brooklyn, and tonight The Daily Show's Wyatt Cenac is performing! Check it out! [YouTube] Jane Lynch talks about orbiting the worlds of Judd Apatow, The State alums, Christopher Guest, Will Ferrell and Adam McKay and Arrested Development. [A.V. Club] Mystery Team, the Derrick comedy movie I raved about, finally got a distributor! I'm going to watch it in theaters and yell out the punchlines as they're being delivered, just to show how cool I am for having seen it first. [Derrick Comedy] Aziz Ansari gives another great interview where he talks at length about food. [Punchline Magazine] Conan O'Brien will kick off The Tonight Show by giving comedy newcomer Will Ferrell that big break he's been looking for all these years. [Access Hollywood] SNL won a Peabody, and Lorne Michaels mentioned the possibility of future SNL movies. He then hoped the mention of an SNL movie wouldn't remind the Peabody committee they just awarded the show that lead to It's Pat being made. [THR] The Black Eyed Peas are pushing the upcoming Jo Koy DVD, because Obama is already president and they need something to champion, right? [YouTube] The moral of this video is you shouldn't operate time machines if you have an alcohol problem. Or you should operate time machines if you have an alcohol problem. I'm not sure. I'm drunk. [Atom] And speaking of time travel, our friends from the Spike part of the internet have a video about The Terminator. Just in time for the new Terminator: Salvation starring Christian Bale and, in a supporting role, Christian Bale's massive ego. [Spike] There's a trailer for A.D. Miles new web series, Hot Sluts! Click after the jump to see it. Let's all watch it together as a family, the internet. Hot Sluts: New Series From A.D. Miles Atom.com: Funny Videos | Extreme Humor | Funny Animations