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A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.
"There you are, my dear," said the mother. ...
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Dear:
a) Family,
b) Sweetheart,
c) Assistant Principal,
d) Sergeant,
I am so very
a) sorry
a) damaged
b) ashamed
c) confused
about this whole
a) boondoggle.
b) wang doodle.
c) whatever I did that's...
a) Family,
b) Sweetheart,
c) Assistant Principal,
d) Sergeant,
I am so very
a) sorry
a) damaged
b) ashamed
c) confused
about this whole
a) boondoggle.
b) wang doodle.
c) whatever I did that's...
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. ''Why...
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Q: What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."
A: An Amish drive-by shooting.
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What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?
A small medium at large!
A small medium at large!
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What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
One sells watches and the other watches cells.
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-- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
-- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
-- Collect DNA samples.
-- Shave.
-- Peer into your briefcase or purse and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
--...
-- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
-- Collect DNA samples.
-- Shave.
-- Peer into your briefcase or purse and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
--...
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A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.
"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"
"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"
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Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest?
A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermon!
A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermon!
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Q: Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?
A: Because prostitutes wash their crack and sell it again.
A: Because prostitutes wash their crack and sell it again.
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