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A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.

    "There you are, my dear," said the mother. ...

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Q: What do you call two men hanging from a window?

A: Curt and Rod.
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What do you find in a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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Dear:
a) Family,
b) Sweetheart,
c) Assistant Principal,
d) Sergeant,

I am so very
a) sorry
a) damaged
b) ashamed
c) confused

about this whole
a) boondoggle.
b) wang doodle.
c) whatever I did that's...
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. ''Why...
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Q: What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."

A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9!
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What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?
A small medium at large!
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What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

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Q: What's brown and lives in a bell tower?

A: The lunchbag of Notre Dame.
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Thistle.

Thistle who?

Thistle make you laugh.
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Q: What color is the rain?

A: Watercolors.
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-- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
-- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
-- Collect DNA samples.
-- Shave.
-- Peer into your briefcase or purse and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
--...
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A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"
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Why did the man put a stove in the car?

To make a hot rod.
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What did Tennessee?

Whatever Arkansas.
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Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest?

A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermon!
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Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?

A: All of the hot dogs taste like crap.
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Q: Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?

A: Because prostitutes wash their crack and sell it again.
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Q: Why does Peter Pan fly?

A: If someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly, too!
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