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The tile under the urinals in the Arrivals Building has that familiar...
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English...
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I...
The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade...
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling...
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air...
- ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children. - ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping. - ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant a Navy guy," admitted the...
Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.
Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat,...
Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in...
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
"And what might that be?" said Mother,...
A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.
"There you are, my dear," said the mother. ...
