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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you can spot her on Google Maps.
I have the worst genes. I have a hard time maintaining my weight. I have to work out like a tri-athlete just to maintain chubby.
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight.
"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?"
"Hmm, short of plastic...
"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?"
"Hmm, short of plastic...
- John Pinette - Chinese Food(1:39)
- John Pinette
- John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
- Videos Tagged: food (804), weight/obesity (302), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), John Pinette (2)
- Headlines - Fat of The Land(1:38)
- A nationwide inability to put down the Chalupa is the culprit behind America's obesity problem.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Headlines (1078), weight/obesity (302), American Medical Association (3)
- Seatless in Seattle(3:26)
- An act of civil disobedience is just a way of saying "Kiss my big sweet ass."
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: weight/obesity (302), Beth Littleford (64), Seattle (22), butt (8)
- Ralphie May - Denver Airport(1:38)
- Ralphie May
- To get from gate 31 to gate 88 at the Denver airport, you have to cross the Kansas state line.
- Videos Tagged: weight/obesity (302), Ralphie May (2), Ralphie May- Austin-Tatious (1)
- Gabriel Iglesias- The Sixth Level of Fat(02:00)
- Gabriel Iglesias
- Gabriel Iglesias has added a sixth level to his "Five Levels of Fatness" scale.
- Videos Tagged: impressions (304), weight/obesity (302), Gabriel Iglesias (23), I'm Not, Fat I'm Fluffy (9)
- The Chub Group(2:14)
- Eating too much food will soon surpass smoking as the number one preventable cause of death.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: health (976), weight/obesity (302), diet (13), overweight (4)
- Daily Show: Baby Talk(4:18)
- Samantha Bee
- Sam Bee reports your baby's obesity poses a danger to your family's overall attractiveness.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: weight/obesity (302), Samantha Bee (251), Jason Jones (191), childhood obesity (3)
- Brian Scolaro - Italian Food(2:07)
- Brian Scolaro
- A good Italian waiter will scare the hell out of you.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804), weight/obesity (302), Brian Scolaro (8)
- Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time(0:46)
- Kelly MacFarland
- Get your beets, it's salad time!
- Videos Tagged: health (976), Premium Blend (750), weight/obesity (302), Kelly MacFarland (3)
- Fatman Hotz(1:53)
- Kenny unveils his new obesity look to Spenny, who's appalled at the fat-suit persona.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: weight/obesity (302), Kenny Hotz (64), Spencer Rice (61), Kenny Vs. Spenny (48)
- The 2500 Calorie Pyramid(2:36)
- Jon goes over the various permutations of the food pyramid, from a version for the recently dumped to an actual pyramid of food.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: food (804), weight/obesity (302), exercise (140), fast food (61)
- Jared Logan - Weight Gain(1:07)
- Jared Logan
- Look at me! I've been gaining weight at a rapid rate!
- Videos Tagged: Live at Gotham (332), weight/obesity (302), Jared Logan (5)
- Obesity Strategy(1:38)
- Kenny goes on a tear in his fat suit while Spenny deals with the bulk of his weight rig.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: weight/obesity (302), Kenny Hotz (64), Spencer Rice (61), Kenny Vs. Spenny (48)
- Fat Suit(1:56)
- Kenny hires pro make-up artists to complete his new obese look while Spenny struggles with barbells.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: weight/obesity (302), Kenny Hotz (64), Spencer Rice (61), Kenny Vs. Spenny (48)
- Kenny Imposter(1:25)
- Spenny discovers that the man in the fat suit isn't Kenny.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: weight/obesity (302), Kenny Hotz (64), Spencer Rice (61), Kenny Vs. Spenny (48)
- Adding Weight(1:52)
- Kenny and Spenny don their special gear for the obesity challenge.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: weight/obesity (302), Kenny Hotz (64), Spencer Rice (61), Kenny Vs. Spenny (48)
