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We had to practice what to do in case the Communists dropped the bomb on us. Like that would be the first place they'd bomb -- a Catholic grade school.
history
My cousins were all bigger than me, so they would take the army guys in the cool positions. So, the only dude I had left was the dude on the phone. So really, my army just looked like 10 gay guys waiting on their lattes at Starbucks.
growing up
Jokes Tagged: growing up (259)wars (75)Al Jackson (3) 
The war in Iraq is still going on. The British are helping. Mexico wants to help, but they need a ride over there.
ethnic
international affairs
Q: What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.
technology
work/office
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree...
religion
money
Jokes Tagged: religion (507)money (431)wars (75)