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Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly hear cries for help. They follow the sound to the lake and see George W. Bush drowning. The boys jump into the water and drag him to shore.
Bush asks the boys how he can repay them. The first...
Bush asks the boys how he can repay them. The first...
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over.
The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"
The man says, "I slowed down."
The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"
The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"
The man says, "I slowed down."
The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"
I was in the bank the other day. I was on line for about 45 minutes. I got bored. So, the guy standing in front of me -- I just punched him in the back of the head. I said, 'I'm sorry. I thought I knew you.'
If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, then it's a victory.
My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your hand, you can shove someone's nose right through their brain. I can't even watch someone blow their nose. If I'm in a fight, I'm not gonna be shoving or poking, I'm gonna be running or begging -- that's my two choices, right there.
I don't care how scrappy you are, you can't block a d**k punch.
Throwing acid is wrong in some people's eyes.
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
I am weird about words, though, man. Some words freak me out for no reason. When people say 'fridge' instead of 'refrigerator,' I want to climb up on top of a water tower and pick people off with a shotgun.
You ever notice when you shoot someone with a gun, they do two things that are really annoying? It's true. They tell you that you shot them, over and over again -- I hate that -- and then they tell you where you shot them, over and over again....
I'm not a confrontational guy. I don't like confrontation. I don't know if you can tell, but I have the build of a victim.
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened.
The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She...
The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She...
A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and...
A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and...
