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Knock, Knock... Hatch
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Sensitive About the Eye
Two friends go out to a club. One friend with a wooden eye says that he's nervous about girls making fun of him. His friend tells him not to worry.
When they get into the club, the wounded friend gets up enough courage to ask a girl if she'd like to dance.
Excited, she says, "Would I?!"
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Most Letters
Q: What two words contain the most letters?
A: Post Office.
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Knock, Knock... Wooden Shoe
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know.
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The Longest Word
Q: What's the longest word in the world?
A: Smiles -- there's a mile between the first and last letters.
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Time for a Dental Appointment
Q: What's the best time for a dental appointment?
A: Tooth-thirty.
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Mouth but No Teeth Riddle
Q: What has a mouth but no teeth?
A: A river.
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Ocean to the Beach
Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
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Knock, Knock... Olive
Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you with all my heart!
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Knock, Knock... Boo
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry -- it's only me!
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The Popular Mushroom
Q: Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
A: He's a fungi.
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Ass Kissing and Brown Nosing
Q: What's the only difference between ass kissing and brown nosing?
A: Depth perception.
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The Genealogy of Mr. Jack Schitt
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N' Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the couple produced six children: Holie...
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Knock, Knock... Amaryllis
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?
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Classic Booty Call... Mirror
Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
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Classic Booty Call... Invitation
I'm having a party, and your pants are invited to come down.
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Classic Booty Call... Angel
Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
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Classic Booty Call... Phone Number
I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I have yours?
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Classic Booty Call... On/Off
I'm feeling a little off today. How about turning me on?
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Classic Booty Call... Sign
What's your sign? I hope it's "Yield."
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