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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
-- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
-- Why...
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A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these...
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
None, that's a hardware problem.
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- Stephen honors the death of the telegram with a spot on his bookshelf.
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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees the man poking at his hand and putting it next to his ear, and asks him, "What are you doing?
The man replies, "Oh, it's the newest technology -- I...
I need your help--my hard drive needs to be wiped.
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the...
British engineers are eager to test it on the...
I've got a Local Area Network that needs your attention.
How is a computer like an air conditioner?
When you open Windows it won't work!
Trust me, I'm neither "micro," nor "soft."
I have something that needs beta testing. It's in my pants.
